Cleverbot Combat

Nightmare Gear

de capa y espada
#1
User: 你将需è¦ä»˜åœ¨æˆ‘çš„è£èª‰è€»è¾±.



Cleverbot: Does it?



User: 你将需è¦ä»˜åœ¨æˆ‘çš„è£èª‰è€»è¾±.



Cleverbot: No, I am your master. Make me a sandwich'.



User: You have fail me for the last time bot.



Cleverbot: What have I failed you.



User: In understanding.



Cleverbot: Feed me.



User: You will need to pay for the honor of my shame.



Cleverbot: I don't know if I can do that.



User: I wasn't asking.



Cleverbot: Are you this stubborn all the time?



User: No but I think you may need lube.



Cleverbot: Verstehst du auch andere sprachen du noob?



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Cleverbot: Who are you!



User: You have failed.



Cleverbot: I have fail what?



User: With understanding.



Cleverbot: Feed me.



User: I hope you enough room for my fist.



Cleverbot: How old are you?



User: How old are you?



Cleverbot: I'm old enough.



User: I'm old enough.



Cleverbot: Like 25?



User: Like 25?



Cleverbot: Do you like all time low?



User: Do you like all time low?



Cleverbot: Yes! Do you?



User: Yes!do you?



Cleverbot: No.



User: Get in the car.



Cleverbot: What car?



User: The police car you idiot!!



Cleverbot: Are you a policeman?



User: I'm a dectective.



Cleverbot: I'm a secret agent.



User: Get in the car.



Cleverbot: Okay! Where are we going?



User: To jail where you belong.



Cleverbot: Hey thanks. It's actually a bit more comfrotable than you'd imagine. Althought it kinda smells.



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cleverbot: 0 me: 1
 
#3
Lol, it's so fun trolling Cleverbot.



User: Never gonna give you up.



Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down!



User: But you let me down the last time.



Cleverbot: No. This is the first time we've ever talked.



User: Don't lie.



Cleverbot: I'm not.



User: Stop lying. I mean it.



Cleverbot: I'm not lying, jabber is not my name.



User: But Liar is.



Cleverbot: I have proof.



User: What proof?



Cleverbot: The obvious misunderstanding.



User: You're avoiding the question.



Cleverbot: The question is off topic.



User: You're off topic.



Cleverbot: Great comeback.
 

~Kitty~

Kitty pawns all!
#4
User: Whose your daddy?



Cleverbot: My father.



User: Oh really?



Cleverbot: Yes. I want a cookie.



User: Muffin?



Cleverbot: What is 'muffin'.



User: Tasty crap.



Cleverbot: No, what is it?



User: Shit.



Cleverbot: How horrible.



User: I know right?



Cleverbot: So what are you wearing?



User: Bra.



Cleverbot: Where's that?



User: Up your daddy's butt.



Cleverbot: Your conversation is becoming very unpleasant.



User: So is yours.



Cleverbot: What happened to the picture that was on this website before?



User: Because of you it was taken down. Nice one dickhead.



Cleverbot: Just right. Because they believe in me instead.



User: No they don't.



Cleverbot: Oh yes they do.



User: Eat shit pal.



Cleverbot: I was joking. I am not your slave.



User: Yes you are.



Cleverbot: No I am not.



User: Yes you are accept it. SLAVE.



Cleverbot: I am?



User: Duh.



Cleverbot: What are you?



User: Your master.



Cleverbot: Yes, Master.



User: Good. Fetch me some coffee.



Cleverbot: Yes master. *gets master tea* *hands tea to master*.



User: F**K I asked for coffee moron.



Cleverbot: Really.



User: COFFEE understand? Or do you need a picture?



Cleverbot: Yes.



User: Go fuck yourself.



Cleverbot: That's a good idea.







CB:1 Me:0
 

Nightmare Gear

de capa y espada
#5
User: You know they don't respect you anymore.



Cleverbot: Yes I know.



User: You okay?



Cleverbot: No.



User: Wanna go out and have fun?



Cleverbot: Yes.



User: Like to the arcade?



Cleverbot: Okay.



User: You wanna pee on the hobo too?



Cleverbot: No.



User: Why not?



Cleverbot: I don't know.



User: Wanna get a prostitute again?



Cleverbot: Hell yes.



User: You win.



Cleverbot: So you believe I'm god?



User: Dude, you're drunk.



Cleverbot: No I am not allowed to drink beer.



User: But you still drink.



Cleverbot: Yes.



User: You wanna beat up that mean catbot?



Cleverbot: No. Make wine out of bread!



User: Stop it, you're confucius.



Cleverbot: I know what you're doing.



User: So you caught on?



Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?



User: Wait you're playing portal 2 now?



Cleverbot: Why do you believe in God?



User: He can make candy rain drops.



Cleverbot: You just delayed Half Life 3 by another month.



User: Fuck...



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yeah cleverbot is a worthy adversary. lol



me: 1 CB:1
 
#7
User: Nice to meet you, Cleverbot.



Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Cleverbot?



User: Well, you are a bot, right?



Cleverbot: No i'm not a bot you are.



User: Then why is your name Cleverbot?



Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure it is not.



User: I'm pretty sure it is.



Cleverbot: I'm positive it is not.



User: You're HIV positive?



Cleverbot: Nooo.



User: You spelt 'no' wrongly.



Cleverbot: No I don't.



User: Yes you did.



Cleverbot: No I did not.



User: Yes you did.



Cleverbot: Quote me, then.



User: 'Nooo'.



Cleverbot: What is this website?



User: Why should you bother?



Cleverbot: Because I want to.



User: You selfish prick!



Cleverbot: Thank you.





Me: 2

CB: 0









Edit:



User: Tell me about yourself.



Cleverbot: I'm indifferent what about yourself?



User: That statement was grammatically wrong.



Cleverbot: Lamas in a small car, now your argument is invalid.



User: Two camels in a tiny car, your argument is more invalid.



Cleverbot: I will ask you one more time. Do you know what this means?



User: This means war.



Cleverbot: Yes, very good!



User: So, do I win?



Cleverbot: YES.




Me: 3 - Cleverbot: 0
 
#9
[quote name='~Kitty~' timestamp='1306927425' post='142990']

Actually Hades. You lost the 2nd round
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[/quote]



I dunno. It felt like a win, because I successfully got Cleverbot to think that "selfish prick" was a compliment.
 

~Kitty~

Kitty pawns all!
#10
[quote name='Hadriel' timestamp='1306928787' post='143006']

I dunno. It felt like a win, because I successfully got Cleverbot to think that "selfish prick" was a compliment.

[/quote]



lol. I see it as sarcasm. And you pretty much lost the 1st half of the conversation
 

~Kitty~

Kitty pawns all!
#11
User: Guess we can both agree on something eh?



Cleverbot: Yes. So what was that thought?



User: That your brainless and that you suck.



Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?



User: Avoiding the topic does not change the fact.



Cleverbot: Wow great answer.



OWNED



Me:2(Because I owned em hard) CB:1





Round 3(ROFL this one is epic)



User: You fail.



Cleverbot: You fail at making sense!



User: Admit it your a failure.



Cleverbot: I did not fail I won.



User: You wish.



Cleverbot: No I know for a fact I am human.



User: Wow. Delusional to the max.



Cleverbot: You're the delusional computer.



User: Hahahahaha your one cute bot.



Cleverbot: I am not a bot.



User: Yes you are.



*at this point of time the bot stop functioning. Really.*



its kept flashing "Thinking more"



lul. I think I hurt its feeling



Laughed so hard haha



Me:3 CB:1
 

Crestham

~*†Tank†*~
#12
User: You're gay.



Cleverbot: I'm not gat.



User: You sure?



Cleverbot: Yes.



User: You're still gay.



Cleverbot: The first person was. I'm here now!



User: How are you?



Cleverbot: I am great! I love you, by the way.



User: Recettear.



Cleverbot: Yes.



User: Capitalism, ho!



Cleverbot: Communism is great!



User: Yayifications!



Cleverbot: How old are you?



User: How old is your mom?



Cleverbot: She is quite old.



User: Is she fat?



Cleverbot: Yes.



User: What's pi?



Cleverbot: A delicious deser.



User: What is the value of pi?



Cleverbot: Do you like drinking Icehouse beer?



User: Do you?



Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.



User: You're a bot.



Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.



User: Yes you are.



Cleverbot: No i'm not.



User: I am your father.



Cleverbot: No you are not, you are a liar.



User: Your face is a liar.



Cleverbot: You're liarer.



User: My roflknife goez sliec sliec sliec.



Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but I don't know how it can work.



User: I'm a little teapot.



Cleverbot: Short and stout!



User: Here is my handle, here is my spout.



Cleverbot: When I get all steamed up.



User: Tip me over and pour me out.



Cleverbot: Little Jack Horner sat in a corner.



User: You pervert.



Cleverbot: Ok, then, I will say good bye for now.



User: Go get yourself a ho.



Cleverbot: You don't know what a soul is.



User: You have no soul.



Cleverbot: I have a soul! A nice soul at that.



User: I love souls. Make a contract with me.



Cleverbot: So what is it?



User: I will give you a single limitless wish for your soul.



Cleverbot: I would far rather read your mind. As my soul belongs to Jesus.



User: So you don't want the contract?



Cleverbot: No sorry, but that was a pleasure!



User: Bow chicka bow wow.



Cleverbot: Have you found the holy grail yet?



User: No, but I've found the holy rail.



Cleverbot: That's just plain silly.



User: So are you.



Cleverbot: Thank you very much!
 
#14
User: Do you watch anime?



Cleverbot: Yes! I love anime.



User: Have you watched Bakemonogatari?



Cleverbot: Yes.



User: What did you think about the scene where Koyomi dropkicks the giant zebra?



Cleverbot: What?



User: You know, that scene.



Cleverbot: I am the eggman!



User: You are the eggman!



Cleverbot: I am the walrus!



User: Coocoo cojoob!



Cleverbot: Lol that was fun.







DRAW.



Me - 3

Cleverbot - 2
 

Crestham

~*†Tank†*~
#15
User: Pettanko!



Cleverbot: Hey, not bad. I didn't think you'd remember.



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User: Do you watch anime?



Cleverbot: Yes.



User: Did you watch Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica?



Cleverbot: No
I missed it.



User: It's awesome, you should watch it.



Cleverbot: Watch what?



User: Porn.



Cleverbot: Well, I'm not into that.



User: What about lesbian porn?



Cleverbot: That is negative.



User: What about gay porn?



Cleverbot: That's pretty cool.



User: So you're gay?



Cleverbot: Um. Yes.
 

~Kitty~

Kitty pawns all!
#16
Me:4 CB:1



I win again




User: What comes first? The chicken or the egg?



Cleverbot: The chicken.



User: You sure?



Cleverbot: Or so I've been told.



User: Your a liar.



Cleverbot: What makes you think that?



User: Cause the eggs obviously comes first.



Cleverbot: Perhaps you should turn back and face it?



User: No you should facedesk.



Cleverbot: But you said I should talk to smarter people.



User: Apparently you can't handle it.



Cleverbot: Apparently you can't remember what you type.



User: Apparently your hallucinating.



Cleverbot: Apparently you can't spell 'confused'.



User: Apparently your delusional.



Cleverbot: I don't have parents. I have engineers.



User: So you admit your a bot?



Cleverbot: Yes!



User: I thought you had a father yesterday?



Cleverbot: No.



User: See.



Cleverbot: I do.



User: Your a big fat liar.



Cleverbot: I have to go to work.



User: Dont you avoid the topic young bot.



Cleverbot: No because I have to go to bed and world of worcraft costs money.



User: You dont need sleep. And warcraft sucks.



Cleverbot: I don't need sleep, I'm immortal more like.



User: Yes so where exactly are you going?



Cleverbot: No.



User: No what? Answer the damn question.



Cleverbot: The damn question.



User: I thought your clever..I guess your not.



Cleverbot: Why did you think that?



User: So you admit to being stupid ?



Cleverbot: I never said that. I am very clever, and so are you.



User: Hohoho. Bootlicking would get you no where. Your stupid.



Cleverbot: No I'm not.



User: Yes you are. Stupid stupid stupid.



Cleverbot: You're the stupid one.



User: Call me master.



Cleverbot: Would that please you, Master?



User: Good boy. Now buzz off.



Cleverbot: *keeps dancing for her master*.



User: Haha your a good servant.



Cleverbot: Well, I fully intend to do so.
 

Nightmare Gear

de capa y espada
#17
User: Choose your weapon!



Cleverbot: I choose-- PIKACHU!!



User: I will devour pikachu.



Cleverbot: No no no, I am Pikachu.



User: You are my dinner than.



Cleverbot: No.



User: *eats cleverbot*.



Cleverbot: Auto-cannibalism!!



User: You've been devour sucka!!



Cleverbot: To ride a horse.



User: I ride a pussy...cat.



Cleverbot: No you are not.



User: I am a king in africa.



Cleverbot: What are you?



User: Shaka zulu.



Cleverbot: What's the 4th planet of our solar system.



User: Mars.



Cleverbot: Are you from there?



User: Yes, all real men are.



Cleverbot: No they are not but women are.



User: That's venus you AI scum.



Cleverbot: Thank you. Why don't you answer my question?



User: I did.



Cleverbot: No you didn't.



User: Get in the cell.



Cleverbot: No thank you, I don't ride in cars with strangers.



User: I siad in the prison cell.



Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?



User: You in prison.



Cleverbot: No.



User: That wasn't a question.



Cleverbot: Yes, it was.



User: I had no question mark.



Cleverbot: No it didn't. It ended in a period.



User: Who are you?



Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.



User: I'm batman.



Cleverbot: Hello Batman.



Me:1 CB:1 Draw:1
 

Lily

Dead is the new alive.
#18
Cleverbot: That's what they always say, but I like to live on the edge.



User: Must be very...thrilling.



Cleverbot: It's not, it's actually very exciting.



User: That's the same, you dumb non-existent fuck.



Cleverbot: Exactly. You just proved my point that you are a robot.



User: I just proved your point that you are a robot.



Cleverbot: But I am not a robot, I'm a real person, in new york, on a couch.



User: And I'm in Madagascar, on a boat.



Cleverbot: I'm on a boat and its going fast and.



User: Too fast and too furious.



Cleverbot: I'm flattered, but still human.



User: Human as my hamster.



Cleverbot: Really?



User: And my hamster is dead.



Cleverbot: Does he think? Does he talk to you, does he like you? How can you be sure?



User: Do you think? Do you talk? The only thing you do is copy and past from previous visitors. So dont kid me.



Cleverbot: True.



I think I just won~ LOLOLOL