Favorite Quotes from TV/Movies

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Scarface:

Tony Montana: I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Tony Montana: All I got in this world is my word and my balls. And I don't break 'em for nobody!

Seinfeld:

George Costanza: I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham.

Telemarketer: Would you be interested in a subscription to the New York Times?
Jerry: Yes.
[hangs up]

George Costanza: I'll sniff out a deal. I have a sixth sense.
Jerry: Cheapness is not a sense.
 
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Finding Nemo:
"Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming"
"I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine"

House:
"What'd he do, brillo pad his privates?"
"Oh, snap!" =]]

Boyfriend: "So what'd I have to do?"
Cameron: "Aim and shoot."

Boyfriend: "I mean, it can go through your stuff?"
House: "Totally, dude!"
 

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house: people dont change, thats why im gonna stand here and tell you poeple dont change