The Man they call Pimp

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Pimp

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[MENTION=166]Lily[/MENTION] 0 dollars from Pimpin...I made the biggest mistake a Pimp can make and that is using your own product.
 

Lily

Dead is the new alive.
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That means youre kinda a fail [MENTION=165]Pimp[/MENTION]?! :wtf:

Also, what's your favourite one-liner? (can be anything)
 

Pimp

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[MENTION=166]Lily[/MENTION] That would have to be....Excuse me miss if i told you, you had a nice body would you hold it against me.
 

FTW

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[MENTION=165]Pimp[/MENTION] In an Assassin Game wherein you're the leader and your teammates' morale is zero, how will you boost it (their morale)? What will you say to them, jokes aside.
 

Pimp

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I would tell them that if they don't start playing the game to its fullest i will start killing them off one by one till only those who want to play are left [MENTION=1564]Hor-niichan[/MENTION]
 
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In which county fair contest would you be the champion? (please don't say three legged race)
And, where did you get that lovely dress?
 

Pimp

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In which county fair contest would you be the champion? (please don't say three legged race)
And, where did you get that lovely dress?
@moi The "Pie" Eating contest.....And from your closet you know that silly :XD:


What made you want to be a pimp :pimp:?
@Sanae i didn't want to be a Pimp it just fell into place naturally

When was the last time you had a pimp moment
@kazuki20 When i met my F.B. i was at the grocery store and i was wearing a Nintendo controller belt buckle and she came up to me and said Can i play with it...and i said Yeah you can play with the controller too...Success!!!

how many girls did you date at the same time?
[MENTION=158]Rina[/MENTION] I have a strict one at a time policy....I have a hard enough time trying to balance life..I dont need to try that 2 or more Women..Besides i don't believe in cheating if you are committed to a women and you start having feelings for another women then tell the woman you are with about those feelings. If she Overreacts and starts throwing shit at you then you obviously need to end this relationship...But if she is willing to work through those feelings and maybe find a way to help satisfy them ...This woman is a keeper.
This is a 2 way thing Communication before you go off and do something stupid...makes all the difference.

Have you ever been bitchslapped by a woman or a man ? XD
@Lily Yes by the Mother of an Ex-girlfriend when i was 18...I guess we made out for to long and i got a little handsy(they like to roam) and she grabs her daughter from me and slaps me in the face.

@Pimp how does it feel to be a pimp?
@Hamuko :dead: It is rough ...You always have to fight off preconceptions
 

Lily

Dead is the new alive.
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[MENTION=165]Pimp[/MENTION]
Oh my god, that's really an amazing story heehee

Why were you groping her daughter in front of her?!
 
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