Well its simple, we kill the Emmie. Because her father looks like Prince apparently (And that makes me jelly).
After that, we take over the board. Moi will run it since shes funny (and female, we all know how men flock to females) and I'll enforce it with brute force (since thats what I do, plus I have the strength) while you handle the technological parts (Since youre Batman).
After that we walk down the street in tights flaunting our junk. Sound like a plan?