Corrupt a wish

[Inferior]

Granted but the only beer in the world is old mouldy and has blue cheese round the top.







I wish i could have superpowers

 

[setsuna]

granted but the government captured you and start experimenting on you.







i wish my teachers had cancer and died

 

[Megumi]

Granted , but she took you along with her







I wish this wish had no loopholes

 

[y0l3itches]

Granted but then you find a philosophical conundrum and spend your whole life looking for the answer without a wife, kids or anyone to knowledge you.







I wish I was 13 again

 

[mushbah]

granted. u die in an unusual accident caused by skateboarding nuns







i wish i had a years supply of pizza. normal unpoisoned pizza

 

[BLue-FIsh]

You grow fat and obese and somehow get diabetes then die.







I wish for a wish. =D

 

[setsuna]

granted, but your wish turned out to be a corrupted one, and the exact opposite happens







i wish i had a teleporter in my room

 

[Rei Ayanami]

Granted, but it suddently turns into a portal straight to Hell.







I wish I had a car.

 

[Zeta]

Granted but it caught fire







i wish i had a tooth pick

 

[BLue-FIsh]

granted, it's mouldy..







Wish I had faster internet.

 

[Zeta]

Granted but it got a virus







I wish i was a pokemon master

 

[Rookie103]

Granted. But all your pokemans die.







I wish I was cool.

 

[Rei Ayanami]

Granted, but you froze to death (Lol pun).







I wish I had money.

 

[Megumi]

Granted , but they're hell notes







I wish this wish would be granted

 

[Zeta]

granted but your wish sucked







i wish i had a dollar

 

[Megumi]

Granted , but it was stolen by a hobo







I wished i had 2 dollars

 

[Zeta]

Granted but then i stole them and bout 2 cokes







i wish i has a wish

 

[Cruss-kun]

Well you get your wish, but you didn't use in time and it expired.







I wish my legs stop hurting and I can walk normally like the beginning of the day.

 

[Megumi]

Granted , but your arms hurt instead







i wish i had a coke

 

[BLue-FIsh]

Granted. You spill it on your new shirt.







I wish I wish I had a live fish!