Corrupt a wish

granted, in the spam forum alternate universe my wish for unlimited bowling has come true and I bowl to my heart's content

In this universe I wish for the law to change so that all men must wear mini shorts like in European soccer teams
 
granted, we are all chibi so our heads are too heavy for our necks to support and we can't pick up anything and our eyes are too big so they are overly photosensitive.

I wish my comrade would come keep me warm