Do not fear the Zombie Apocalypse! Center for Diseases Control.gov is here!
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It's Much Easier than that. Shaddwolf's 10 step zombie survival
1. Always go up. Zombies can go down.
2. Always be on the run. Barricades can be destroyed.
3. Find a useful source of food and eat the food that can spoil first.
4. Find a good source (Home Depot) of effective melee weapons
5. Shotguns can be badass, but if you can't handle the kickback, do not use them.
6. Always prepare alternative escape routes.
7. Always have in mind some kind of distraction. Zombies can't see but can hear.
8. ALways stick out in groups. You'll never make it alone.
9. Always try to keep near a source of drinkable water. The body can go 30 days without eating food.
10. Once a teammate is bitten, kill him/her off or leave him/her for dead. (Suggest killing to avoid spread of infection)
1. Always go up. Zombies can go down.
2. Always be on the run. Barricades can be destroyed.
3. Find a useful source of food and eat the food that can spoil first.
4. Find a good source (Home Depot) of effective melee weapons
5. Shotguns can be badass, but if you can't handle the kickback, do not use them.
6. Always prepare alternative escape routes.
7. Always have in mind some kind of distraction. Zombies can't see but can hear.
8. ALways stick out in groups. You'll never make it alone.
9. Always try to keep near a source of drinkable water. The body can go 30 days without eating food.
10. Once a teammate is bitten, kill him/her off or leave him/her for dead. (Suggest killing to avoid spread of infection)
First thing I thought after finishing the article: Fuck, these guys are smart.
CDC isn't actually telling people how to prepare for a zombiepocalypse, but rather for natural disasters and emergencies and such, using the zombiepocalypse as a effective medium for passing on the message. Look at how many times they mentioned 'natural disaster, tornado, hurricane' etc. It's easy to tell that they don't actually give a damn about the zombiepocalypse, besides, just look at the emergency kit. No weapons. What would you need in a zombiepocalypse? Weapons. Most definitely. But damn, they're smart because they use a medium that attracts people's attention.
CDC isn't actually telling people how to prepare for a zombiepocalypse, but rather for natural disasters and emergencies and such, using the zombiepocalypse as a effective medium for passing on the message. Look at how many times they mentioned 'natural disaster, tornado, hurricane' etc. It's easy to tell that they don't actually give a damn about the zombiepocalypse, besides, just look at the emergency kit. No weapons. What would you need in a zombiepocalypse? Weapons. Most definitely. But damn, they're smart because they use a medium that attracts people's attention.
@Volt
Yeah and that would be fun... Just waiting for that to happen... I can always shoot/kill myself when I get bit... Or hide it from my group then bite them too... XD
My Survival Guide when it already occurred
1. Shoot first(warning shot) ask questions later.
2. Give yourself a melee weapon.
3. Pack some water and food.
4. It's okay to have a group... just make sure you are the leader and if you're not, make sure you're not with stupid people.
5. Travel light.
6. Learn to hotwire a car and of course drive.
7. Exercise daily and Practice your skills.
8. The city isn't safe since it's filled with dead people better camp outside the city with a water source and food too.
9. Don't waste your bullets.
10. Shoot again when your question has been answered (when they have been bitten) or if not, make sure they're not stupid.
Yeah and that would be fun... Just waiting for that to happen... I can always shoot/kill myself when I get bit... Or hide it from my group then bite them too... XD
My Survival Guide when it already occurred
1. Shoot first(warning shot) ask questions later.
2. Give yourself a melee weapon.
3. Pack some water and food.
4. It's okay to have a group... just make sure you are the leader and if you're not, make sure you're not with stupid people.
5. Travel light.
6. Learn to hotwire a car and of course drive.
7. Exercise daily and Practice your skills.
8. The city isn't safe since it's filled with dead people better camp outside the city with a water source and food too.
9. Don't waste your bullets.
10. Shoot again when your question has been answered (when they have been bitten) or if not, make sure they're not stupid.
If there was a zombie appocolypse I guess my 16 years of martial arts training and 14 years in weapons training would actually come in handy (well my martial arts training has been very handy but I haven't gotten to use my weapons yet
lol)
Pluss I have a lot of battle ready swords n Katanas (meaning well made and bladed), a couple battle ready Naginata, Several Bo Staffs and various other Chinese and Japanese weapons. (lol my master runs a martial arts supply store and he has old connections in china and japan)
So basically I have the defending down but except for having a partner I don't really have anything else on those lists lol.
Pluss I have a lot of battle ready swords n Katanas (meaning well made and bladed), a couple battle ready Naginata, Several Bo Staffs and various other Chinese and Japanese weapons. (lol my master runs a martial arts supply store and he has old connections in china and japan)
So basically I have the defending down but except for having a partner I don't really have anything else on those lists lol.
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First thing I thought after finishing the article: Fuck, these guys are smart.
CDC isn't actually telling people how to prepare for a zombiepocalypse, but rather for natural disasters and emergencies and such, using the zombiepocalypse as a effective medium for passing on the message. Look at how many times they mentioned 'natural disaster, tornado, hurricane' etc. It's easy to tell that they don't actually give a damn about the zombiepocalypse, besides, just look at the emergency kit. No weapons. What would you need in a zombiepocalypse? Weapons. Most definitely. But damn, they're smart because they use a medium that attracts people's attention.
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Did nobody read this? ;_;
First thing I thought after finishing the article: Fuck, these guys are smart.
CDC isn't actually telling people how to prepare for a zombiepocalypse, but rather for natural disasters and emergencies and such, using the zombiepocalypse as a effective medium for passing on the message. Look at how many times they mentioned 'natural disaster, tornado, hurricane' etc. It's easy to tell that they don't actually give a damn about the zombiepocalypse, besides, just look at the emergency kit. No weapons. What would you need in a zombiepocalypse? Weapons. Most definitely. But damn, they're smart because they use a medium that attracts people's attention.
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Did nobody read this? ;_;
^ True, after reading my previous post I feel I kinda made an ass out of myself
[quote name='Crestham' timestamp='1307521259' post='148986']
Did nobody read this? ;_;
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I think it's just more fun to talk about a zombie appocolypse than taking the article for it's actual purpose.
But I liked your post, very informative
[quote name='Crestham' timestamp='1307521259' post='148986']
Did nobody read this? ;_;
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I think it's just more fun to talk about a zombie appocolypse than taking the article for it's actual purpose.
But I liked your post, very informative