Linda: Welcome to Channel √2 News, I am here with my partner, Morbo.
Morbo: All human are vermin in the eyes of Morbo!
Linda: Haha, onto other news…
Linda: Reports are coming in, saying that a man in uniform approached a figure and attempted to do some kind of dance. The poor male figure was shocked and ran away in disgust.
Morbo: Morbo wishes that death may come quickly to the victims of this "man in uniform"
Linda: A small creature and robot were both spotted doing weird things, such as staring deeply and showing off their given features, to an unknown victim. However, both these actions caused some kind of overload and nothing actually was able to be completeld.
Morbo: and that is why the small creature and robot are Morbo's "Vermin of the Week"!
Linda: A robotic figure was spotted performing some kind of strange acts, that some have speculated to be voodoo, on a hidden figure. The effects of said, possibly voodoo-ish, acts are unknown at this time.
Morbo: Earthlings do not yet know the meaning of suffering!
Morbo: Morbo saw a robotic creature approach an odd looking figure, then disable the figure with great power. Morbo approves!
Linda: Haha
Morbo: Morbo watched as an orange haired man spied on an unknown victim. This reminds Morbo of the unsuspecting victims of Earth!
Linda: A weird, floating object was seen spying on a suspicious robot. Anyone who was asked to comment on the sighting, was severely confused.
Morbo: Reminds Morbo of his family.
Linda: A shooting occurred in downtown New New York today, leaving an orange man dead. I am glad we live here in Los Angeles.
Morbo: Morbo agrees.
[Fry (Kulitman) has died]
Morbo: The victor of the last battle was later found dead. Morbo does not know how it happened.
[Joey Mousepad (Rah) has died]
Linda: A mob was formed and quickly surrounded a robot. When asked why the robot did it, he replied "Cause you can all kiss my shiny metal ass! Nah, but really I don't know what your talking about." The robot was found dead later.
[Flexo (Emeralda) has died]
Morbo: Morbo's good friend, LRRR, was found as another victim of the mob. Reasons for this, are unknown. Morbo shall honor his comrade by the deaths of many humans!
[LRRR has died]