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This is General Colin Pac-Man, reporting in from the battlefield….
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Reports have surfaced that a female human was found assaulting a robotic figure from behind. It appears that the robotic figure was of no match against the female human's karate. May his soul rest in peace….
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[Robot Devil (Shadowwolf) has died]
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New information has been brought to my attention….
A floating head has appeared to assault some kind of tiny creature….
A squid has appeared to assault the same tiny creature….
More information to come if available….
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A floating creature has appeared to stalk some kind of female figure….
No information on either available currently….
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A guy was going about doing some kind of ancient dance, name unknown currently, which resulted in the death of decorated war hero, Zapp Brannigan. God help us all….
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[Zapp Brannigan (Kamil) has died]
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An old man was spotted in his lab, making devices of an unusual kind. More information is requested….
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A mob was spotted chasing down a robotic actor. He tried his best to use his acting powers to defend himself, however an event from earlier in the day caused him to be powerless….
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[Calculon (Spectral Winds) has been lynched]